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petals42:

guys, google docs really is astounding. it just put a red squiggly line under the word ‘back’ because the next two words were ‘of dicks’ and it knew i meant ‘bag.’

yes, thank you google docs. i did mean BAG of dicks. 

what a great program.

(via terriblelifechoices)

mercurien:

anyway remember how act 1 of hamlet is set “in that season wherein our saviour’s birth is celebrated”? we have textual proof that the first act takes place around christmas time and still no modern-day production will give me the meeting of the danish court reimagined as an awkward family christmas dinner. imagine claudius making his speech while carving a turkey and wearing an embarrassing paper crown. imagine hamlet glaring at everyone from across a plate of sprouts. imagine hamlet doing o that this too too solid flesh would melt (yeah hamlet i know that post-christmas lunch feel) in a black snowman jumper. in scene 4 when hamlet’s saying the king keeps wassail and the swaggering upspring reels claudius is dad-dancing to shakin’ stevens in the background. 

Not paper crowns:

#the.ref

(via bettsfic)

laughlikesomethingbroken:

iamatinyowl:

I have this huge, ex-military biker guy neighbour who is like 80% handlebar moustache and has a ponytail halfway to his ass and him and all his huge biker guy friends all have tiny dogs and special, motorcycle safe seats for them on their bikes and my favourite things is when they all come roaring in on their bikes and take their tiny dogs out of their little studded leather safety carriers there is this loud cacophony of kissy sounds and full blown baby voices like “was that fun sweetie” and “who’s my handsome boy”

is this a gang of hagrids

This is FANTASTIC.

My grandfather is dating someone with a small (blind!) dog, and is now considering getting a dog purse. Nobody saw this coming.

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